how to become unproductive in 6 easy steps

27 Mar

Step 1: Give birth to one child.

Step 2: Spend large amounts of time holding, nursing, soothing, playing with, changing, and bathing said child.

Step 3: Finally get child to sleep at 11:30 p.m.

Step 4: Stay up until 2 a.m. blogging. (This step must not be skipped!)

Step 5: Wake up at 3 a.m. and 5 a.m. to feed child.

Step 6: Try to get up at 7 a.m.

Repeat as necessary. Guaranteed to be unproductive in 1-3 days.

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3 Responses to “how to become unproductive in 6 easy steps”

  1. Debi March 28, 2010 at 12:45 am #

    So true! But that 2 AM blogging habit comes in handy when the kids finally DO sleep and you can not. 🙂 Ask me how I know …Great blog – lovely pictures. I enjoyed the visit.

  2. Rebekah March 28, 2010 at 8:31 am #

    Lol!true, although I am out of the nursing part, but plan to return at some point, so then maybe i will become a little more unproductive !

  3. Heather March 28, 2010 at 7:17 pm #

    That is so funny because I can relate! Well, I wasn't blogging when Brad was nursing in the middle of the night and not going to bed until 11:30….but I can relate to everything else. :)Thankfully, he goes to bed around 7 and doesn't get up until almost 7 in the morning….so right now I have it easy.

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