stupid me

29 Apr

Alternately titled: How to become unproductive in 6 easy steps

(originally posted 3/2010)

Step 1: Give birth to one child.

Step 2: Spend large amounts of time holding, nursing, soothing, playing with, changing, and bathing said child.

Step 3: Finally get child to sleep at 12:30 p.m.

Step 4: Stay up until 2 a.m. blogging. (This step can not be skipped!)

Step 5: Wake up at 3 a.m. and 5 a.m. to feed child.

Step 6: Try to get up at 7 a.m.

Repeat as necessary. Guaranteed to be unproductive in 1-3 days.

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